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danhow3ll:

I took a photo of my dog down a tube and he looks like the moon

(Source: sisenegoxe, via andfakethewayiholdyou)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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ifuckedmartinfreeman:

apparentlyhappening:

Asked a friend to “draw me a sonic screwdriver”.

OH MY GOD

(via xxshawn)

kelsiefag:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

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cod-tier:

kruloz:

bakon

ive been laughing at htis for like 3000 year s  now

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andersholmbitch:

basedgosh:

dont jewish your rabbi was hot like me

dont jewish your rabbi was a freak like me

Dont cha

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sexualfavours:

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